Mother Russia would not be amused.

One of her girls, presumably via a Russian dating spam site, emailed the following to me: "I am lobokibng faor a date."

Good luck and do svidanya, Svetlana.

State of disrepair?

I encountered the phrase "rec havoc" in an article I edited this morning.

Perhaps the writer, when he worked on the article, was preoccupied with the mess in his rec room.

Where's Adam?

I just edited an article on how to remove old stain on a log cabin. The writer suggested starting "under the eve."