This does not bode well for the day.

I just logged on to the website for my Web-based freelance gig to do some editing.

Here's the opening sentence of the first article in my queue that I clicked on this morning (topic is where to buy a laptop):

"Whether you buying that first laptop or getting one for your personal need’s."

It continued in that vein for several hundred more words.

Proof that anyone can call herself a writer, and often get paid as one.