Friday, May 1, 2009

My office is flush with illiterati.

From our production guy: "If your not busy and have nothing to do. I could use your help putting the vista material into the binders. Thanks, R."

In personnel news, one of our proposal coordinators is switching to a writing position. An email update from the proposal center manager on her search for a replacement reads in part:

"Just wanted to let everyone know that I have identified [Is she hiring or visiting a morgue?] LR as the new Proposal Coordinator to backfill [Crank up the backhoe. MR's doing some excavation work.] JN."