Eeny, Meeny, Miny, and Moe

New Inductees: Hall of Shame, Article Title Division

"Detoxing Diet Books": Who knew! These books are contaminated.

"How to Stop Smoking Online": Simple. Turn off the computer.

"Questions for a Doctor in Child Delivery": I don't think she'd want to be disturbed.

"How to Go Back to School with a Family": Just ask. I'm sure they'd be glad to have you come with.