Waterboarding, written edition

You might remember an email from one of my coworkers who wrote to the staff, "Sorry for the incontinence" (see 3/13/09, "Not everyone . . .").

Well, he's making a return appearance. Yesterday he sent me an email with this: "But [yours truly, Bud, has never been called this before] can you please edit this graphic, [you just asked a question; the comma's so wrong!] I will bring over the hard copy [the end; period goes here dumb-dumb]"

The illiteracy that surrounds me is the bane of my existence 40 hours a week.